THAILAND - Phuket
Aahh Phuket! Thailands gem in the Andaman Sea. Pumping nightlife, beautiful beaches and even more beautiful lady boys. A warning to all the blokes out there, go through the following checklist; search for the Adams apple, check size of arms and legs, look for the mo and check the pants for any sign of a bulge. Note that even after following the above guidelines there is still no guarantee that she is the real deal. Rule of thumb, if it seems to good to be true, it is! A tip from a fellow traveller; Mixing excessive consumption of alcohol with lady boys may severely impair you judgment and is not advised.